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The Elephant In The Room!

3 Jul

Life is good. As the furniture gets rearranged in the League offices of Hampden the nice new signs go up and the round of redundancies become distant memories. The air turns to the first big task this single league body, that somehow we have all seen before, has to do. Appoint its first CEO, or what ever name they want to call the position.

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Two candidates emerge. Neil Doncaster former head of the SPL and David Longmuir former head of the SFL. These two men have a record and are well positioned to ask for the job given their experience running League Bodies in Scotland. If this is a two-horse all is fair race to represent the needs of forty-two clubs fairly and without prejudice than its clear to me at least who is the best man for, indeed the only MAN for the job. With a proven track history of listening and then acting on a constituency of members views. Views it has to be said contradict from one club to another. Then the answer is simple and obvious. DAVID LONGMUIR.

Longmuir has the vast majority of the forty-two clubs trust. He negotiated his way through a tough time for Scottish Football, presided over a league that may not of increased its market share but certainly did not lose any. Until last month was sitting atop an organisation with not one but two sponsors for its league and cup competitions. A man who despite bullying and pressure always returned to his board with facts and plans. Longmuir showed calmly kept his head when all around him were losing theirs. A class act with knowledge of the rule book that backs him up.

Where Longmuir could fail however is where the SPFL could fail right from the start. Employing Doncaster has to be seen as a pro top 12 bias. Will the top 12 clubs show favouritism for the man who ran their league into the ground. Left it with no Sponsor no media deal and in disarray. The man the top 12 sent out to beg bully and berate on their bidding. Doncaster choked on a diet of “Sporting Integrity” and “Financial Doping”.  The fact of the matter is this when the chips are down The often Entertaining Englishman can be found frying them.  In uncertain times under the Private Members Club of the SPL’s watch Rangers, Hearts, Gretna and Motherwell twice have all fell into administration.  Recent members of the Club Dundee, Livingston and Dunfermline have joined the list.   The SPL’s tainted history is undoubted.  The especially example of Rangers still not liquidated and therefore currently sold in administration and made to reapply for membership for everything is not the sting in the tail.  I leave that bitter pill to the SPL tribunal that believed Hearts in the last days of its last season as a league.  For that alone Doncaster must never grace Scottish football again.  As Head of the SPL he believed the obvious lies and allowed Dundee to be relegated killing the “Sporting Integrity” myth once and for all.  “Financial doping?” well Dundee were duped abused and thrown to the lambs.  Why because it suited what every little petty minded agenda of the SPL.  They simply could not stand to lose a club a season.

Simply put Doncaster’s SPL failed Rangers in 2012, failed Dundee in 2013, failed to enhance and promote the top 12 in his tenure, failed to come across as a neutral representative body, had club Chairmen shouting abuse about members on the steps of Hampden and generally made Scottish football laughable.  I am not sure this will appear on Mr Neil Doncaster’s CV.  Surely though the appointing members of the interview panel will remember Doncaster’s Disasters.

David Longmuir over the period has built a league from the ashes and promoted it to the best, took time to punish Dundee fairly and as of today has at least two sponsors of good character and a reasonable TV deal.  Mr Longmuir has shown a cool calm head.  He repeatedly took counsel before public statements or at least reflected the broad church he stood as head of.  Applied the rules in same manner and refused to be pressurised.

In last year or so Longmuir stood as a beacon while Doncaster acted like Julius Caesar and hopefully a Brutus like character will stab him in his back. History is full of people who stood and watched as Rome burned, announced “let them eat cake” and even said “full steam ahead” in a North Atlantic Ice Field.

titanic

Can we all now watch as Doncaster washes his hands and seals his fate. History says that The Captain of the Titanic went down with his ship surely Doncaster should do the honourably thing and drop out of the running for the new post. Placing this Englishman in Charge of the whole League structure of football in Scotland is akin to giving Fred Goodwin a job in a bank!
Fred goodwin

At least Ex RBS Head Ex Sir Fred has quietly disappeared from the Finance sector. The sheer gumption of Doncaster to think that he could get away with the Job beggars belief.  I admit I am a fan of Longmuir he is for me the only one of the two up to the job but bring in new blood and I will be impressed not as impressed as if David Longmuir gets the Job though.

 

I always thought that Longmuir looked uneasy in the company of Stewart Regan and Neil Doncaster it took me a while to realise why.  Its cause between them Regan and Doncaster have Presided over disaster after disaster.  Showing themselves (Regan & Doncaster) to be as former government bruiser John Reid said about the Home Office “Not fit for purpose”!  Longmuir knows this and surely must be embarrassed by the photos of him standing next to these two English Charlatans. Look at the picture below.  Longmuir is earning less than half the money the other two are stealing but doing a better job by miles.  He must want to push them down the stairs.

Doncaster Regan and Longmuir

PICK LONGMUIR!

EVEN PICK GOODWIN!

Even PICK WEE RODGER MITCHEL!

GOD PICK GORDON BROWN!

But for god sake let’s be honest here Doncaster should have been run out the country and sent to Coventry never to return a long time ago.

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Silence Is Golden

26 Jun

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Have you noticed?
I will give you a clue have you heard it?
Has your media been filled with it?
The answer is of course a resounding NO!

What am I talking about? You ask and your right too. So let me explain.

Heart of Midlothian are in administration. With every second that passes they are heading for liquidation at the speed of light. With around twenty-seven million pounds of debt the Jambos are going down but I am concentrating on as Coldplay would say the speed of sound.

The last Top Division Club to enter Administration and seek a Company Volunteer Agreement was Rangers in February 2012. Then you heard, it we all did. The words coming from almost every other SPL club. “Financial doping” “cheats” “sporting integrity” “no help, no special treatment” Mark Daly investigating, Alex Thompson firing and as quickly withdrawing distasteful remarks. You couldn’t drive past Ibrox without seeing at least three media vans. The phones red hot in every media department of SFA, SPL and clubs. Everyman and his dog googling Employment Benefit Trusts, Company Volunteer Agreements. The SFA and SPL websites getting increased tragic traffic as the minutia of the rule books were read and re read. Phantom web sites being quoted and re quoted. Supporters groups leaders phone numbers suddenly appearing on media guys family and freinds phone bills. Wild bile filled statements emerging from people barely qualified as human beings yet alone representatives of the majority of football fans in any given area.

That’s what you haven’t heard. The cacophony the chattering classes. Leaks of confidential documents, as yet no one is quite sure how much trouble Hearts are in. The deafening silence from the authorities is noticeable. Unless Neil Doncaster and co are currently bouncing about in the mosh pits of The Boss, Robbie and Bon Jovi then to be quiet honest they couldn’t be less fit for purpose. At a time when leadership is required the beeks are on their holidays. Crisis the only crisis Messers Doncaster and Regan seem aware of this summer is the tour dates for newly reformed China Crisis!

As for Dundee United, Aberdeen, Hibs, Celtic, Motherwell and Inverness Caledonian Thistle have they lost their voices. Did last year’s shouting hurt their delegate vocal chords?
Where is sporting integrity now? How many clubs are engaging their fans in focus groups to decide the party line on Hearts.

None.

That’s how much Hearts matter to the SPL.

It could be I am wrong though. I think its not quite as clear cut as that. I am minded more than ever that the SPL is too busy looking at its own individual accounts. I have a strange feeling that BDO are getting a lot of silent calls. If BDO dialed 1471 they could have a direct line to a lot of SPL chairman’s desks.

In 2013 the media don’t seem interested in inflating the figures of debt at Tynecastle finding often innocent men guilty.

Is this evidence of a agenda still in use from last year?

Or as Tesco and Asda hover over a piece of land off Gorgie Road, is the medias silence and inactivity a sign of regret as they slowly realise that the over reaction last year hurt them as much as anyone else.

Hearts and The Shysters Charter

21 Jun

Brian Jackson, Neil Patey this close seasons big signings in Scottish Football.  To be fair both have been around a while.  Experienced with proven track record an asset to anyone who requires their skills.  The shame is Brian and Neil are not players they are football finance experts and in a world of internet forums every fan in Scotland is fast becoming competent with the ins and outs of football finance.

I watch with horror as another club looks likely to be liquidated.  Not placed into administration, liquidated.  Every piece of information I have seems to point to the fact Hearts will be liquidated before new season kicks off.  Reasons are simple debts out multiply annual income by over 3.5 times. Three and a half is around the maximum ratio.

Back in the old days when Bank Managers were respected and a mortgage meant a few meetings with this man not a quick hassle free phone call. Banks operated a simple lending plan.  For Joe Public it was simple three times your annual earnings oh and at least a 5% deposit. How we wish in this day and age that this simple financial certainty was still upheld.  Maybe just maybe we wouldn’t have so many state owned banks in 2013 if this was still the way things were done.

The banks with years of careful experience did not just come up with the three multiplied as it was their favourite number.  The banks after decades of experience realised that three was the magic number to lend out savers hard earned cash.

This brings us back to Hearts indeed any football club in Scotland with debt.  What the hell were the banks thinking dishing out increased loans to clubs that would do well to service the interest on the original loan let alone a new increased topped up loan.  A mortgage needed guarantees, collateral to give it its proper name.  A home owner technically does not fully own their home until the mortgage loan is paid off.  So what was put up as guarantee by clubs.

Last year Rangers via what is increasingly seen to be a move by a con man managed to pay off the bank.  The bank happened to have a man on the board and some would suggest in the dash for its cash the bank didn’t care who Rangers were sold too as long as they got paid in full.  Lloyds TSB/HBOS got paid in full and didn’t bat an eye when Craig Whyte then worked his spell over Rangers.  They had there money who cared about due diligence. It seems increasingly obvious that a combination of Craig Whyte and Her Majesties Revenue & Customs pursuit of a failed £100,000,000 claim consigned Rangers ultimately to Division 3.  When the magical EBTs were mainly declared legal HMRC did not say whoops we caused a company to fail via frozen accounts, refusal to compromise and vindictive persecution, no HMRC still convinced its right kept the accounts frozen and appealed the decision.

Hearts though have no powerful other in the picture.  Hearts fans have only one or a series of ones to blame for their predicament.  From the moment Wallace Mercer Sold Hearts the writing was on the wall.  Smart businessmen ignored the good business sense that had made them rich and followed the ideals of the fans.  More, More, More and when you have done that lets have some More. Investment not in reducing the debt, paying it off but servicing the debt.  In credit card terms paying the interest only.  The loans don’t appear to of had a structured repayment plan.  The checks and balances on these loans failed – missed payments tacked on to the loan.  That seems to of been en vogue.  Ambition may bite the nails of success but in this case it destroyed the heart and soul of a club.

Bill McMurdo blogged (http://billmcmurdo.wordpress.com/2013/06/21/way-down-upon-the-swanee-river/) that it appears that Hearts are only the first of a select band of clubs who are destined to call on Brian Jackson and his colleagues.  Bill mentions that unfashionable clubs who have sucked up the pain both publically and privately to ensure that their club runs within its means. Clubs that have put up with beatings and defeats from players opposing teams couldn’t afford are now in pole position to challenge.  As the sneering contemptuous masses of Clubs like Hearts who  looked down on Clubs running good businesses will now find out.  The so called Diddy’s are coming.

Hearts, Aberdeen, Dundee United, Hibs, St Johnstone, Inverness CT and Motherwell all indebted, all looking down from Ivory towers some may be saying there but for the grace of god but all dreading the call from the bank.  All failing to hit the debt being three times income ratio. In these times of reduced media and sponsorship, stands being partially closed due to lack of sales this income is falling as,fast as the interest is being added onto the loans. The lenders are in a panic. The lenders are fed up with multi-million pound liabilities sitting on their books. From a distance and upon forensic inspection these clubs business models don’t add up. The banks are not far from placing a member on the boards of these clubs and a demanding lender approving, disapproving and being in any control of your club is a bad thing indeed(ask a Rangers Fan). Simply put the lenders want out.
The Hearts situation has ramifications for all clubs with debt if a CVA is offered by BDO and the banks think that so many pence in the pound is a good deal they will engineer administration at other clubs to get something back from loans.  Cut losses and run! The flip side if the CVA being created offers in Banks eyes a low pence in pound value, the banks will be battering on the door of chairmen demanding repayment of the loans starting now.  Not cut losses and run more a structured repayment plan that will at best cost each club a players wages a year maybe more. That’s a player not at a club. That’s the double edged sword for most  top division teams.  Not for them cutting their cloth to suit but cutting their throats to pay and pay quickly one way or another.

They are clubs in SPL perfectly well run within means and budgets.  Clubs that have suffered for years destined to finish near the bottom but seen to be happy to be at the party.  Well breaking news they weren’t just at the party they were biding their time waiting for the perfect storm. Who is laughing now.

Sympathy for Hearts is in short supply they bet the farm and lost.  Sympathy should be given however to the countless redundancies being made.  Not the players released because with best will in world players tend to actually profit from being released one way or an other.  no sympathy for the people who today do not have a job and have bills to pay.  The people who worked in offices, answered phones and cleaned to building.  Today jobless going down the job centre after giving years to a reckless club.  Sympathy yeah I am for them.  I wonder if they believed the story given to SPL/SFA at end of last season that Hearts were ok didn’t need Lithuanians.  I wonder if some even bought luxuries thinking this story must be true because the authorities say it is.

The checking facts, Finances, Fit & Proper person investigation department at the SPL/SFA is I am told a room with two rubber stamps sitting on a table. One of the stamps says approved and  the other is a copy in case the first one breaks. That really is the question though.  Who in Authority is carrying out these checks on accounts and is a person fit and proper to run or be on the board of a football club.  Brookes Milestone (Gretna), Craig Whyte (Rangers), Gavin Masterton (Dunfermline) and Vladimir Romanov ( Hearts) all taking over clubs in last decade all the clubs dropped into the smelly stuff.  ALL APPROVED BY THE AUTHORITIES.  Same authorities who approved Stewart Reagan as chief of SFA.

You reap what you sow its true Karma is a bitch all the clichés are coming thick and fast.  As fast it would seem as Heart of Midlothian Football Club falls from top league to given the new structure the Lowland League.  As all Scottish fans should maybe get out of the habit of rejoicing and think who is next.  The Shysters Charter that is Scottish Football is entering the end game.

With the real possibility of two clubs either disappearing from football or relocating in a lower league this weeks fixture lists look more like a fantasy league than a declaration of events.

Heart Broken?

13 Jun

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The situation at Heart Of Midlothian gives me no pleasure.

(http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130613/board-statement-financial-and-player-update_2241384_3208756)

To witness another Scottish Football Institution going through the financial mill is painful.  Hindsight as they say is a form of perfect sight but I wonder if David Southern and his team wish they could turn back the clock to 2012.  Maybe given their recent statement regarding the loss of Rangers from the SPL they would have preferred to be more supportive of a fellow club going through the tribulations of financial meltdown.

It is entirely possible that right now in between answering calls from clubs offering knock down prices for the undoubtedly talented young players on the books at Hearts Mr Southern is going through his emails from so-called fans of Hearts from last year urging the harshest of treatment be dished out to Rangers.  It would not be morally wrong for Mr Southern to ask the vast majority of this constituency of loud dissenters from last year.  “where were you?” Fans promises are fickle but Hearts fans have spectacularly abandoned their club week in week out. When the Club was banking on large gates the noisy section of their fans where elsewhere.  The Club obviously needed money from its fans or its Lithuanian backers.

This is the same Club that as recently as last month stated it did not require any financial assistance from Ubig Group as it had not received any for the last year and was managing ok.  This was a statement given to a SPL board to avoid a points penalty that would relegate the Edinburgh club from the SPL.  One wonders how the people who bought this as true feel now.  How can the members of this board look Dundee Football Club in the eye.  I do wonder if St Mirren now feel morally entitled to a larger prize money from last years League Prize fund.

No one likes to see a club in trouble it simply does not sit well with fans.  We need rivalry, competition is king.  Add a dash of history and any Fan will wax lyrical about games from the past.  That is in every way footballs currency.  I mean seriously even on the Hearts own website all the signs were there look at the advertisement in the centre of this story. See the photo above. (http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130612/no-reason-or-desire-to-harm-hearts_2241384_3208073)

 

Sadly this comes a day after a league reconstruction plan goes through.  The new SPFL should be interesting.  It’s a simple plan of many compromises for sure but its exciting to think just how well this could work in practice. Given proper management.

I am not one for advocating redundancies or people losing their jobs but the return to two bodies begs the question why not just have one.  Economies of scale dictate this it has worked for the Scottish Police and Fire Services.  The more money taken from administration at Hampden and invested in Clubs with good youth systems the better, I can’t remember the last time an Office worker scored a hat trick for the national Team. While we are at it how can we trust Stewart Regan, Neil Doncaster and the like to run Scottish football when it seems at every turn they mess it up, believe half-truths and lies and as my wee Granny would say “couldn’t run a ménage” New structure new leaders clean slate and all that. For some people sitting in ivory towers with barely hidden aroma of Jim Farry this means simple quietly leave the arena go back to Gardening and bring in new brains with less coloured history.

 

I wish Hearts all the best I do but they have to remember they set out the template with several willing partners.  If they fall foul of the same template they only have their selves to blame.  The more interesting issue is will the newly formed authorities take the same actions again or will they move the goal posts?